I ate a bird

OK, the secret admirer is way cool BUT today, I ate a bird which pretty much tops that. Only a squirrel would be better. Miri kind of ruined it a little bit because she cried. I guess she felt bad for the bird. Whatever. Get over it.

And for all of you hypocrite humans that say "how horrible - what about bird flu?" I say, "bird flu, shmird flu." What about all your fancy chicken ceasar salad? No bird flu risk? Steak anyone? Can you say mad cow disease? Salmon fillet -- HELLO Mercury poisoning. Cigarette anyone? Lung cancer? Martini? What about your liver?! I think I've made my point.

I'm an animal and proud of it! Domesticated? Maybe... But sometimes I forget.

chomp chomp!