Hump at your own risk

Well folks, I got bit last night. I'm ok. Don't be too alarmed. However, I'm limping a bit and Ive got a shaved patched where the bite is. I have to admit that its a bit of my own fault. You know about my humping habit. Well, I humped Jake (our neighbor dog) once too many and he decided he'd had enough of it. I also think it has to do with the fact that they have another dog staying with them because her mom and dad are on vacation. Apparently Jake has been acting weird since she got there - I think he feels neglected and a bit sad. So anyway, last night I went out for my last pee of the evening and Jake was out there! I greeted him with my usual "happy to see you" hump and at first he was cool with it. But then, he got pissed and he bit me under my arm. I cried and slunk away. I had a rough night and cried a bit and then Miri picked me up and brought me into bed with her. She pet me and calmed me down. She's a good egg. Then she took me to the vet today where they shaved the bite so they could get a good look at it and they said it would heal better without all the hair there. They gave me antibiotics and pain medicine so it wont get infected and so I can feel better. It looks kind of unattractive but what can a girl do? I guess it makes me look tough! Very butch. GRRRRR!