Duck Soup!

Well people, I'm back... yes, its been ages, I know. We moved to Wisconsin about a year ago and you never heard a peep since then! In short, I tortured Tom tremendously on our drive here from DC -- barked the entire time! Yes, 14 hours - barking non-stop. The only time I stopped was when I realized I could munch on part of the car for a while to quell my nerves. I transitioned well once I was actually here at the house though!

Since then ive been tormenting the neighbors by barking out our window at anything and anyone that walks by!

We had a baby almost 2 weeks ago -- Baby Jonah Ian. He is cute and smells really great to me! I always want to lick his face but Miri will not let me.


NOW -- onto the greatest thing that has happened to me since we've been here!! The reason I decided to blog today!

I CAUGHT A LIVE DUCK IN MY MOUTH TODAY!! Yes, a huge mallard!




For the squeamish readers, let me calm you down and tell you that to my dismay, the duck got away unharmed. Here's the full story:

Miri was walking me (her second time since the baby was born) and we walked by this group of bushes and I realized a duck was in there (miri had no idea!) so I squiggled under the bushes and quickly caught the duck in my mouth and came out proudly with my prize! Miri screamed on the top of her lungs (I think the neighborhood must have thought she was crazy) and it scared me a little bit so I opened my mouth -- unfortunately the duck jumped out and Miri pulled me away so he was able to waddle away! Miri was on the phone with her friend Karen and she said she didn't even think the duck was alive when I caught her! Man, I wish I would have been able to keep her but I guess its better off because Miri would have been SO MAD!

Anyway, that's the update!

Love, your crazy gal, Madeline

Modeling Shots

Hi all,

I bet you think I dropped off the face of the earth! Alas, my dear friends, I have failed you. I am not an active blogger anymore. But that won't stop me from surprising you with an occassional surprise post such as this one.

Our computer is in BEN's ROOM (yes, you did read jealousy - I don't have my OWN ROOM and i'm older and wiser) and that door is closed during the day. I guess THEY don't trust me to keep it clean or something! The nerve!

At night, Ben is sleeping so I am not allowed to go in there and type because I would wake him up. My claws are kind of loud clackety clack on the keyboard so I guess it's true. I'm actually at the library right now as I type this -- I disguised myself as an assistance dog. I borrowed (read: stole) one of those harnesses that says "Please don't pet me, I'm working" from a really submissive yellow lab. I know, I am such a bully!

Anyway, I got some great modeling shots of myself this weekend that I thought I'd share with you, my patient and ever present fans. Enjoy.

Coy


Angel in the Centerfold


Pensive

My day in the sun

Hello fans,

I apologize profusely for the slow summer. Ben and HIS blog took over the computer pretty much the whole summer and I was left waiting in line with really not much to say. He is definitely more in the limelight these days. Its very sad for me but I do like the kid. I think we will enjoy each other more when he grows up.

But enough about him. I had a GREAT weekend. Miri and Tom got a babysitter for Ben and they took me to the Doggie Dip! Its a pool day exclusively for dogs. I was the star of the show with my great diving skills. Check it out:

I am less than amused

I am no longer the center of attention and its really starting to upset me. I am acting strangely and even though I know I'm doing it, I can't stop myself. I am following Miri and Tom around a lot more now and I don't like it when they leave. I really made Miri upset yesterday when she left. I ran out in the hall and down the stairwell. She had to chase me with the leash and collar with Ben in the carseat all the while. It looked like it was heavy and awkward to do all that - I felt bad about it but I was sad they were leaving without me. Also I need to protect that baby now that he is here. They would be so sad if something happened and I am so powerful and imposing that I could definitely make sure he stays safe.

I miss being the number 1 girl. I am not sure when Ill get over this if ever. I hope I do because I want to be back to my normal self again. I must find a better therapist. Its so hard to find a good one these days - especially one that takes my insurance.

Confused, Annoyed, and Exhausted

Hi all,

Sorry to be gone for so long! I have been very busy these days and VERY tired. I started therapy because I am FREAKING out about this crazy little being that has invaded my world. I think it might be a very small human but I am not sure. It all started late on Saturday May 19th -- Miri was acting very strangely and Tom was too. Miri kept getting on her hands and knees and acting like she was uncomfortable and Tom was looking at his watch a lot and writing stuff down. I heard them say words like contractions and lets see how far they are apart?!? I am not sure what they were talking about. Anyway, next thing I knew, they took me out to pee and then they left with a whole bunch of stuff. I just went to sleep and figured I'd see them later. Then Juan came over in the morning and picked me up! I ended up being with him for what seemed like a week! Then I came home and Miri and Tom were here and they smelled WEIRD! And they had this little being with them that was pretty much attached to Miri's chest and has been since I got back. I've been smelling him a lot to check him out and find out as much information as I can but the details are still murky to me.

I am confused and annoyed. Why is this being here? Why are they paying so much attention to him? Why does he wake up in the middle of the night screaming bloody murder? Why is he attached to Miri's chest? Why doesnt she have as much time to play with me? Why isnt she taking me on our walks in the morning? I miss her!

The being cries A LOT! And he makes all these strange noises. He also smells weird. And it seems like he makes a huge mess all the time. Miri and Tom are using that washing machine at least once a day if not more!

Miri and Tom also look exhausted and to be honest, they dont look that good. I am also tired and am annoyed that I am not getting my beauty rest. However, despite the tiredness, they seem very happy about this little being. Due to that happiness, I decided to take on a new role of protecting this being even though im still not sure how I feel about him. I can just tell that he is important to Miri and Tom and I want to make sure he stays safe so I bark at everyone that gets close to him. Its pretty fun being scary and imposing!

More later kids. I need to find out more information and Ill be back to update you soon.

In the meantime, Miri and Tom created a blog site for this little guy:
http://babymcdonald.vox.com

Check it out. Its a little embarrassing to be honest! But I am in some of the photos so you will at least think those ones are cute.

Love
Madeline

Gotcha Jennifer!

Jennifer came over briefly last night and we went on a walk! I think she thought Miri was exaggerating about my passion for squirrels so I thought Id give her a little show. We were coming out of the building and Miri saw a squirrel so she let out a little gasp and tried to divert my attention so I wouldnt see it. But im too smart for that people! I saw that little guy and man he looked good enough to eat! So I lunged and cried out to the world "That squirrel is MINE!" but he was too fast and Miri was pulling me in the other direction. I couldnt compose myself for a long time. I was so excited. I think Jennifer was freaked! It was kind of funny. Also she kind of jumped to the side all scared and such. We have to thicken up her skin a bit. I think when this baby comes she will be coming over more often so maybe I can get her used to my outdoor antics.

More later.
Mad

Too many birthday treats...

well folks - I indulged too much in birthday treats and now im paying for it with some fun diarrhea! Its a real pain in the butt -- pun intended!

Hope it clears up soon.

xoxo
Mad